May Spontaneously Talk About Cars T-Shirt
Official DefinitelyNotAGuru Funny Car Guy T-Shirt
🚨 Warning: May initiate unexpected conversations about turbochargers, torque curves, and why everything was better with a manual gearbox.
This one’s for the true car geeks—the ones who can’t walk past an interesting exhaust note without commenting. Whether you're at a car meet, queuing for coffee, or standing awkwardly at a wedding, let the world know there’s a 99% chance you’ll start talking about cars.
Premium Quality & Sustainable Fabric
Crafted from 100% organic ring-spun combed cotton, this tee is as kind to the planet as it is to your skin. At just 150 GSM, it's ultra-light, breathable, and perfect for everything from Cars & Coffee to late-night garage sessions.
Sleek Fit & Durable Design
✔️ Modern medium fit – comfortable, stylish, and just right
✔️ Tubular construction – no side seams, just clean lines
✔️ Double-stitched hems & ribbed collar – made to outlast your project car
✔️ Set-in sleeves & taped neck seam – pro finish, zero fuss
Find Your Perfect Fit
📏 To Fit Chest (inches):
XS: 34-36” | S: 36-38” | M: 38-40” | L: 41-43” | XL: 43-45” | 2XL: 46-47” | 3XL: 48-50”
⚠️ Sizing is approximate. Some colours may not be available in all sizes.
Wear It Your Way
Whether you're hitting a car show, filming content, or just cleaning your daily with an unnecessary amount of detailing spray—this tee goes with anything. Jeans, joggers, layered under a hoodie—it always delivers peak petrolhead vibes.
Why You’ll Love It
✅ Eco-friendly & sustainably made
✅ Soft, breathable & lightweight
✅ Official DefinitelyNotAGuru merch
✅ Perfect gift for the car-obsessed
🎯 Limited stock – grab yours now and warn the world before you go off on a tangent about VTEC.
🚗💬💨
Official DefinitelyNotAGuru Funny Car Guy T-Shirt
🚨 Warning: May initiate unexpected conversations about turbochargers, torque curves, and why everything was better with a manual gearbox.
This one’s for the true car geeks—the ones who can’t walk past an interesting exhaust note without commenting. Whether you're at a car meet, queuing for coffee, or standing awkwardly at a wedding, let the world know there’s a 99% chance you’ll start talking about cars.
Premium Quality & Sustainable Fabric
Crafted from 100% organic ring-spun combed cotton, this tee is as kind to the planet as it is to your skin. At just 150 GSM, it's ultra-light, breathable, and perfect for everything from Cars & Coffee to late-night garage sessions.
Sleek Fit & Durable Design
✔️ Modern medium fit – comfortable, stylish, and just right
✔️ Tubular construction – no side seams, just clean lines
✔️ Double-stitched hems & ribbed collar – made to outlast your project car
✔️ Set-in sleeves & taped neck seam – pro finish, zero fuss
Find Your Perfect Fit
📏 To Fit Chest (inches):
XS: 34-36” | S: 36-38” | M: 38-40” | L: 41-43” | XL: 43-45” | 2XL: 46-47” | 3XL: 48-50”
⚠️ Sizing is approximate. Some colours may not be available in all sizes.
Wear It Your Way
Whether you're hitting a car show, filming content, or just cleaning your daily with an unnecessary amount of detailing spray—this tee goes with anything. Jeans, joggers, layered under a hoodie—it always delivers peak petrolhead vibes.
Why You’ll Love It
✅ Eco-friendly & sustainably made
✅ Soft, breathable & lightweight
✅ Official DefinitelyNotAGuru merch
✅ Perfect gift for the car-obsessed
🎯 Limited stock – grab yours now and warn the world before you go off on a tangent about VTEC.
🚗💬💨
Official DefinitelyNotAGuru Funny Car Guy T-Shirt
🚨 Warning: May initiate unexpected conversations about turbochargers, torque curves, and why everything was better with a manual gearbox.
This one’s for the true car geeks—the ones who can’t walk past an interesting exhaust note without commenting. Whether you're at a car meet, queuing for coffee, or standing awkwardly at a wedding, let the world know there’s a 99% chance you’ll start talking about cars.
Premium Quality & Sustainable Fabric
Crafted from 100% organic ring-spun combed cotton, this tee is as kind to the planet as it is to your skin. At just 150 GSM, it's ultra-light, breathable, and perfect for everything from Cars & Coffee to late-night garage sessions.
Sleek Fit & Durable Design
✔️ Modern medium fit – comfortable, stylish, and just right
✔️ Tubular construction – no side seams, just clean lines
✔️ Double-stitched hems & ribbed collar – made to outlast your project car
✔️ Set-in sleeves & taped neck seam – pro finish, zero fuss
Find Your Perfect Fit
📏 To Fit Chest (inches):
XS: 34-36” | S: 36-38” | M: 38-40” | L: 41-43” | XL: 43-45” | 2XL: 46-47” | 3XL: 48-50”
⚠️ Sizing is approximate. Some colours may not be available in all sizes.
Wear It Your Way
Whether you're hitting a car show, filming content, or just cleaning your daily with an unnecessary amount of detailing spray—this tee goes with anything. Jeans, joggers, layered under a hoodie—it always delivers peak petrolhead vibes.
Why You’ll Love It
✅ Eco-friendly & sustainably made
✅ Soft, breathable & lightweight
✅ Official DefinitelyNotAGuru merch
✅ Perfect gift for the car-obsessed
🎯 Limited stock – grab yours now and warn the world before you go off on a tangent about VTEC.
🚗💬💨
